Rate: AntiNazi - warish.
While Homeland’s boredom seems
to fade away, we are happy again with
the plot and we scratch our asses politely and gently, since our fellow
Talibans-AlQaeda groupies have already passed from defense to offence and they
are ‘all in’ and armed to the teeth to get some American scalps for their
personal collection.
And since we are talking for
war-like situations, it’s an excellent opportunity to discuss about the latest
film release of our beloved B.Pitt. Fury is the title and furious we start…
Somewhere at an exotic country
called Germany an American-Can-Tank goes here and there having as Captain of the ‘burnout’,
kind of retarded crew our favorite “WarDaddy”
B.Pitt, and his 4 unwashed helpers who are fighting day and night and
they are determined to destroy/kill/execute all the ‘bad’ Nazi – SS – Adolf
fans who are unlucky enough to cross path with our ‘hero’ Americans.
Fury’s driver is the one and only Mexican-Taxi driver “Gordo” with co-driver and right-eye warrior Newbie-Fish “Norman” who still thinks there is right
and wrong, butterflies and lilies, etc etc.
The crazy and fucked-up crew is
full having the gay-moustache gunner “Bible”
(aka the Shooter) who is also missing a tooth due to hardships and constipation,
and also the yellow-teeth crazy ass “Coon-Ass”, a top notch mechanic who cannot fix a vacuum cleaner but already had a
significant role at TWD before MasterCommanderRick (the dick, the
prick…) and his jelly-boy shot him down.
At some point and before Fury runs out of petrol comes the one
and only super duper mission. That is to guard a crossroad (4 roads meet-point…)
in the middle of nowhere. Now, why this crossroad is such a strategic point don’t
ask me because I’ll disappoint you with my reply and honestly I don’t want that.
2 hours and 6 minutes more or less
the duration and the show (slaughter of ‘bad’ Germans) must be combined with German
beer and German sausage (aka wurst) preferably
from your neighborhood’s Lidl, in
order to get the grasp and feel what needs to be felt better and more accurate.
Under the skin baby…
Bonus: Even in Germany, even during the World War II, a
Mexican (aka Latino tequila-boy…Hispanic Corazon dude…) will tell you Vamonos!!! This is beyond imagination
and I rest my case…
Moral Lesson / Precept: War brings war...nothing
else. War never ends quietly.
We liked: We love B.Pitt
and while lately his habit is to hunt down ‘bad’ Germans and collecting medals and
scalps, we are by his side all the way. Director is David Ayer - check Training Day and End of Watch - movies you should have already seen if you cine-movie-respect yourself.
Should I watch it? Yes, because you have a long time
to see a war film. Correct?
Memorabilia
She would let you fuck her for a chocolate bar. (Yeap…that was probably
true!)
Best job I ever had. (Yeap…that was probably true!)
You are a hero buddy. (Nope…that was probably not true!)
Alternative Title:
Life in the tank.
B.Pitt and his unwashed comrades.
Too much mud in German countryside.
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