Rate: Shady-dark-psycho.
TheMentalist season No 7 has already began for good
and we are wondering why people like me and you are still watching this
series, since after the ‘spectacular’ death of RedJohn we expect absolutely nothing new to happen. So, let’s leave
the rest of the crap to the writers and producers to try to find a way to
resurrect RedJohn in order to continue our boring torture.
While we are still wondering, let’s
say a couple of things for one of the movies we’ve been waiting (that is I was ...)
for some time now to be released. Nightcrawler
ladies and gentlemen is the name of the last film of our beloved JakeGyllenhaal (we also adore his sis
in a couple of semi-nude films where she was great…) and the film is dedicated
to the ones who cannot sleep at night and trying to find a way to escape from
their insomniac boredom.
Of course, for those who know
the basics, we do not refer to the great Kurt
Wagner (favorite religious ‘Nightcrawler’ with the devil’s tail from
Χ-Men…) but let’s say a couple of things for the new JakeG’s ‘dark’ film.
One more dark and subterraneous
disabled-genius-alike character from old pal-Jake and the recipe for a nice and enjoyable movie is ready. JakeG takes a camera and runs around
Los Angeles mostly during night time, trying to catch with his genius-director-wanna
be eye anything which is possible to be sold at a TV station, faster than all
the others who are doing this shitty job.
During the way though, his unsociability
skills and his ‘sick’ passion for the job drive him little crazier than he usually
reacts. Co-worker and necessary ‘tool’ the Bangladeshi-indian guy (Mr. RizAhmed plays his role quite well…) acting
as a co-pilot and needing desperately some money to survive whilst he is ready
to do almost anything for $30.00 day work (actually night work…) with no social
insurance, bonus, 13th salary, vacation, commissions, provident
fund, etc etc.
All news captured from the
Dynamic Duo can be sold to the highest bidder and the ones who will be standing
at the blood arena will be the winners.
1 hour and 54 minutes approximately
of a lonely-dark, pure night L.A. action for those who have troubles sleeping
and always keep one eye open counting sheep, elephants, or your favorite
animal.
Wine in small portions is
necessary but do not overdo it, since you have to have a steady hand while
filming. Say cheeeeeeese...
Bonus: One more score for the retirement of our
favorite Texan, Bill Paxton. We love
Bill (not the one with the white-goo-stain…)
since 1986, when he was trying desperately (but with no result…) to kill our
favorite ALIENS.
Moral Lesson / Precept: If it bleeds, it leads…
We liked: In general, we like everything which is by
default dark, twisted, wicked, etc etc. In addition, we had a long time to see the
brand new stretched face of Mrs.R.Russo.
Eyebrow, eye, nostril, upper lip all in one simultaneous move... Age is a bitch
and getting old sucks. You can ask me how I sometimes piss myself (just a
little bit…) when I am trying to blow my glorious nose. Reflexes man. Damn
automatic reflexes.
Should I watch it? Suuuuure.Yeappppp.
Memorabilia
Everything Mr. JakeG. says is pre-calculated from a sophisticated
monstrous wicked mind which is truly adorable to observe in action. His whole posture,
speech, humano-inter-attitude and his role in general may remind you the geek
guy sitting at the back desk, to whom now you have to say ‘Hi’ when you meet him at the
street - taking his iguana for a walk - if you want to go back to your place in
one piece…The whole movie is a brute tribute to modern ‘social’ loneliness (which
certain people have adopted as way of life – writer’s included…) and how a ‘weirdo’
can act and behave as much painlessness as he/she can (for the sake of himself and
others…) in order to be ‘accepted’ from the ‘normal’ pack/herd. Of course, this will never happen, but we do our best. Indicative
lines of Mr.Bloom:
You can find almost everything if you look hard enough. (be aware what you post
for yourself at the so called ‘social’ media…you never know who is reading your
shit!!!)
You have to have a business plan, before starting a business.
There are certain good things about being alone.
A friend is a gift to give yourself.
(That is deep and true…)
What if my problem wasn’t that I don’t understand people, but that I don’t like
them. (Yeap, finally we hear the TRUTH…I can start crying now knowing that I am
not the only one out there!!!)
Alternative Title:
Insomnia.
Finding myself.
The antisocial cameraman.
How to start a successful business.
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